 (: in my humble opinion -> IMHO ->  -> )  
       
   -.     AISI (as I see it), IMNSO  IMNSHO ( - in my not so humble opinion)     . -       IMO (in my opinion)         ,  , ,  H.        ,               , .      ,     : 
-     , ! 
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AFAIK (as far as I know,   ). 
-         ! 
,  50%          ? -       .  ,     ,          . 
       
, -    - . 
     . ,    P  S,      .        ,         ,   ,   ,   . 
-         BYE-BYE (,  ),     ,       ,     . 
      (,     ,   )  ,      ( )    ,    (        ),    ! (  KOI   ,   Win)  ! (  Win    ,   KOI). 
,          !,     !      
  ,                  
NB (nota bene,  () ), 
DIXI (   NFC, no further comment, !) -   ( ,       ), 
ETC, etc. (et cetera,   ,   ,  !), 
sic! (!,        , ), 
vs. (versus - )    . -          ,  . 
     WB (welcome back,   ), 
ASAP (as soon as possible,  ,   ), 
FYI (for your information,   ), 
TIA (thanks in advance,  ), 
TIE (take it easy,    ,  ), 
IOW (in other words,  ) 
    . 
      -       : U(you), 4U(for you), 2U (to you), U2 (you too), L8R (later), B4 (before), 2DAY (today), YDAY (yesterday), XMAS (Christmas), BD  BDAY (birthday), SUM1 (someone) ,          - .   ,         (  ):  ( ),  ( ),  ( ), ! ( !),  ( ). 
,          - , , , , , , .          AM  PM,    MORN  ARVO. 
 ,  (    ) BTW (by the way,  , ,   ), RTFM (read this fucking manual,    , ), MF (motherfucker, ...  ,   ), GF  BF,    (  "-",     ),    (   )  .. 
           FAQ (frequently asked questions,   ). 
-  ,     ( ),              ,    : 
  ,  , 
     (-,    exler.ru),    - "   " (     ,   ""       ). 
    -a,    ,    : 
INET =  () 
CYBER =  ( ,    ).    "" -   ,     "no cyber" 
AKA (also known as) =  (, , ) 
PLS = ,  () 
RULEZ =  ( ) 
SUXX =  ( ) 
ICQ = ,  (-) 
-MAIL =  (.   , ,   , ,    ) 
LAMER = ,  (   ,   ) 
PROG =  () 
PASS, PSWD =  () 
RL =  ( ,  ) 
SUBJ =  (, ) 
PC =  (IBM-  ) 
WIN = , ,  ( Windows) 
MAC = ,  (  Apple -    ) 
OS/2 =  (      ,  ) 
LOL (laughing out loud) =  ( ) 
SPAM =  (  ) 
, ,  ,         ,   ,   . ,           . 
  ,        ,      (  -  ). 
Microsoft = ,  (  ,   ). 
, , () -      ,     ;      . 
;  (banner) -   ,    ,         ; ,   . 
 (button) -  ; "  ", "  ", " " -    . 
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 - ,  ;  , ,   . 
,  -    . 
 (image) -     . 
,  -     .jpg  .gif,   - . 
 -  ,   ;      . 
 (bug) -    ,  ;    -       - . , , ... 
 ,  . 
,  (guestbook) -    ,       -    . 
,  Microsoft Internet Explorer . 
, , , ,  - ,    (  ). 
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,  - . 
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 -  ("        !" - ,   ). 
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, ,        ,       .   ,    ("     " - , ...) 
 -  ,  , e-mail. 
 (log) (" () ", "..." -    ,     ( )        .      "" (history)    . 
  . 
  , RAM. 
, ,  (message, posting)  ,     . 
, ,  Netscape Navigator (NN),  . 
 - Opera,   . 
 (topic) ,  . 
,  ,     . 
    . 
  ,    , - ,       . 
, ,  -   : @ . 
 (font) - . 
 (feature) - , . 
;  (flame) -      ,   , ; ,   . 
; ,  (flood) -   ; ,   . 
,  (hi) -  (     -). 
 -   ,      ,    . 
, ,  (homepage) -    . 
,  - . 
 - , , ,    . 
,  (user) - ;   -        . 